1. Tell husband what a wonderful cook he is. Best in the world...CHECK!
2. Ask wonderful husband to make bread rolls for dinner...CHECK!
3. Distract husband by having him look up specks/youtube videos on a totally awesome car you want...CHECK!
4. In the process of trying to make the bread rise and watch awesome videos of an FJ Cruiser go up some gnarly hills, he puts the plastic bowl with dough in it, into the the oven "just for a few seconds"...CHECK!
5. Husband smells burn plastic to only realize that the bowl is a melted blob making a mess in your oven, and bread that is partially baked...CHECK!
6. Husband now has to clean oven while you make the bread... CHECK!
7. Thank goodness we were so lazy in last few years and haven't cleaned the oven, because otherwise the plastic wouldn't have come off so easily. There was a nice coating of grease and grime that kept the plastic from attaching to any parts of the husband.
8. Last but not least, watch husband break a knife trying to clean the plastic from the oven racks.
This is also a great way to see how much electricity you can waste because you have to open doors and windows to keep from dying from toxic fume inhalation while it is 10 degrees but feels like negative 2 outside. What fun!
Funny thing is, that we were trying to make Challah, special Jewish Sabbath Day bread. So much for not having to work on the Sabbath!
7 comments:
OK, this whole post was funny, but the typo in #7 that said something like: "There was a layer of grease and grime that kept plastic from sticking to any part of the husband"..
That made me ROFL!! :-D
Terri
jennifer what is ROFL? Maybe it's need to know base's love dad
Freakin' classic! Clint has a kind of dazed look in his eyes. I'm so glad you guys had to clean that up and not me!
Ten degrees? Brrrrr.
Stay warm, you two, and repeat after me: no plastic in the oven, no plastic in the oven, no plastic in the oven.... :)
Unky Scott
PS: I really like the new blog layout and the cool widgets--nice.
Scott
Ha ha ha I'm glad nothing stuck to the "husband"
Oh and ROLF
Rolling
On
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Hahaha, that's fantastic.
Delicious!! Nothing like tasty warm bread with plastic frosting.....YUM-O!!! Sure do miss you guys! Jeff & Jaimi :)
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